Knowing that I need the biggest bottle of water to get through the day (as my office water has visible 'stuff' in it), I stop by 7-11 in the hopes that they carry acceptably gay water (Volvic or Fiji). Shock of shocks, there is a large yellow sign: WE ARE CLOSED. Below it, another sign explaining that the store will be closed untill at least Thursday while they are updating store systems. What store systems are so complex that it requires the entire store to be closed? Maybe I'll call this guy. One can only hope that this involves installing a "Diet Coke Slurpee" or, dream of dreams, a "Tab Slurpee".
(I took phone-photos of the sign, but alas the cell phone hasn't reached my email yet! Damn you, Cingular!)
UPDATE: Apparently the 'systems' that are being worked on are air conditioning systems. Yes, 7-11 is hot, hot, hot. And will soon be cool! And if I never did receive the picture from my phone. Any volunteers to help me figure out what I'm doing wrong?