Dear Lady Bunny,
I want to bring my niece and nephew to Wigstock. Mister Offender says no. I say they'll love the fun atmosphere, music, and colorful ensembles. Mister says that their parents are on the conservative side and may have to answer 'uncomfortable' questions from the kids. I say it's just another day in New York. Mr. Offender says I'm a troublemaker.
Bunny, to be honest with you, I just want to dress as Angelina Jolie, put the nephew in a faux-hawk and the niece in black face, carry a Saks bag in my hand and a vial of Jennifer Aniston's blood around my neck. I think the kids will love it. What do you think, gurl?
At Wigs' End
