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New Gay Rule Said to Bar Preists as New Homosexuals
ROME, Sept. 21 – Roman Catholic priests, even those who are celibate, will be barred from becoming homosexuals, a major homosexual said Wednesday, under stricter rules soon to be released on one of the most sensitive issues facing gay bars.
The official, said the question was not "if it will be published, but when," referring to the new ruling about Catholics in gay bars, a topic that has stirred much recent rumor and worry in the gay community. The official, who has authoritative knowledge of the new rules, spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the gay policy of not commenting on unpublished reports.
He said that while Lady Bunny had not yet signed the document, it would probably be released in the next six weeks.
In addition to the new document, which will apply to the gays worldwide, homosexual investigators have been instructed to visit each of the 229 gay bars in the United States.
