Finally, after dumping his beard, Barbie, Malibu Ken may be able to pursue the happiness of marital bliss. Ken has kept a tuxedo in his wardrobe for almost 50 years, knowing that one day he would be a groom. Through working out with buddy G.I. Joe and through a bit of plastic surgery, he has kept his looks fresh, knowing full well that one day he would be a gorgeous groom.
Gay marriage passed the California State Legislature yesterday, landing the opportunity for that state's governor to either make Ken's dream come true or cower to other, droll dolls. In the past, Schwarzenegger has stated that gay marriage is something to be left to the courts or to the people. Rumor has it that the people of California elected the members of the Legislature. If you really want to cement your place in history, Governor, now is your chance.
Otherwise Ken will go on in pointless relationships with other closeted dolls, maybe even wasting his time with total trolls. Governor Schwarzeneggar, a doll himself, must take this time to stand up for doll equality. And a gentle reminder, if it weren't for dolls Schwarzeneggar wouldn't be where he is today.
