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A Post-Thanksgiving Weekend Recap
Binge: The Offender household is caught up on it's TIVOing. We are up to our gullets with Tyra, Oprah, Christina, and other assorted women ending in 'uh'.
Purge: The Manhattan Offender Yardsale concluded, with only the leather Levi's producing revenue. Poor Madge. She can't go to the Salvation Army.
Purge: Never again will anything related to those talking monkeys on the Today show ever grace our television screen. Quickly switching channels while gussying up Thursday morning, we overheard Katie, Matt, and Al relate an obviously scripted piece in which they sung the praises of M&M's, noting that the footage on-screen was from a previous year. Later that day NY1 was reporting that the balloon we had seen that morning was actually launching a candy-coated terrorist attack on Times Square as the QVC NBC "news" anchors were singing their praises.
Binge: Again, to our hosts for Thanksgiving. WOW. When we left at 5 a.m. we really should have packed some takeaway.
Binge: Officially, completely caught up on all of my fave blogs.
Binge: Rediscovered Fresh Direct this weekend in an attempt to cook more at home. But the delivery guys are not as hot as we remembered.
Binge: Being late on the curve, we saw Jesus is Magic!, but many of the punch-lines had been given to us in the weeks previous.
Purge: Long weekends provide that time for housecleaning that never seems to get done. What is really needed is one of those guys that gets off on cleaning that would do it for free, just for the gratification of pleasing us.