Chasing Farrah away from the gays

"Half of the things she says doesn't connect to anything", says one of the bit players in TV Land's new 'reality' show Chasing Farrah. Which is more of a statement about the show than about Farrah. Which is unfortunate as I love Farrah; from the earliest of days until today. She displays every aspect that one would be typically found in the iconic gay females throughout the ages. Unfortunately she is too attached to the straight male mythos to have ever been claimed in full by the gays.

The reality show reinforces this belief of mine. She is surrounded by straight male producers and television executives. The majority of fans seem to be straight men. Her hair and makeup are done by women!?!

Get David Geffen, Barry Diller, Marc Jacobs, and Francois Nars on the phone. Ms. Farrah needs a gay intervention, stat.