I'm every homo, it's all in me

The 2005 HX Gift Guide is out, focussing on the major homo-stereotypes to suggest gifts for The Twelve Gays of Christmas. Instead of creating an interest in the gifts presented, it was more intriguing to attempt to put myself into a one of the twelve homotypes:

1. Gym Bunny
2. Holiday Drunk
3. Tranny
4. Well-Groomed Gays
5. Activists
6. Corporate Queen
7. Alternative Hipster
8. Leather Daddy
9. Techie Boys
10. Design Freak
11. Culture Queen
12. Naughty Boys

As a member of two gyms (1) who is known to go to excess on occasion (2) - although never during the occasional venture into drag (3) - and with hair done by Lower East Side hair god Arnulfo (4), this endorser of Brian Ellner (5) that used to work for a Fortune 100 company (6) enjoys himself not only at Fischerspooner concerts (7), but at the Eagle (8) as well, in between the time spent blogging (9), obsessing over furniture placement(10), going to galleries (11), or getting it on with Mister Offender (12). Obviously, I've failed to commit.

Perhaps this explains my strange diversity of friends, many who cannot understand the presence of the others when the too rare gathering occurs. For 2006, perhaps the choice should be made to become less well-rounded. A full-blown something.

Via Queerty.