It's that time of year when you have to take off the heels and put on the running shoes. Holidays create artificial deadlines that have to be achieved just because of a day on a calendar. You have to be skillful to get it all under control. Luckily, my advertisers are just as adroit as you; they'll get you what you need with almost no effort required. Won't you give a little Offender love to them:
- Rosie O'Donnell's 'r' store: Gifts to loved ones with proceeds to charity? Hotness.
- Malco-vision: Video clips with just the excerpts you've been dying to see? Toastiness.
- OhLaLaGuys: Connecting with the men you were meant to meet? Sizzliness.
- MSNBC: Is the cryptic image amongst the ads piquing your interest? Flameyness.
