I know you read me (I know you read me),
I know you do (Sitemeter says it’s true),
That’s why whenever I’m on your screen, he’s all over you,
And I know you subscribe (I know you subscribe),
It's easy to see (Two hits hourly),
And in the back of your mind,
You know your homepage should be me.
Don’t cha wish your boyfriend had a blog like me,
Don’t cha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me,
Don’t cha, don’t cha.
Don’t cha wish your boyfriend was raw like me,
Don’t cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me,
Don’t cha, don’t cha.