- What's your secret to staying so beautiful?
I do not drink, smoke or do drugs. As a rule, I try to eat healthy and do the treadmill in my room while watching The Golden Girls. But the fact that I have gained 60 pounds kinda' proves that I have not been doing that, huh? Oh and my unwaivering love for Jesus also keeps me gorgeous. - Is it true what the tabloids are saying about your relationship?
Oh yes, it's true! Club empressario Mario Diaz of The Cock and I are very happy together - in our rock band, Dirty Sanchez. Our full-lengh debut CD hits stores in early 2006.
- This new project of yours is certainly taking everyone by surprise. Tell us about it.
You must be talking about my annual holiday show at The Cutting Room, dear! Yes, everyone is talking about how I am the queen who still packs 'em in year after year to hear my twisted versions of all their holiday favorites. Oh and no one safe as I also poke some good-natured fun at weird holidays like Hanuka and Kwanzaa. Folks can go to The Cutting Room website for more info or just make a frickin' commitment and buy tickets at SmartTix. - Who are you wearing?
I don't know his name, but I picked him up at a Mexican gay bar in a mini mall last night. Frankly, it's kinda' hard to type with him on top of me. Still, I manage to be witty and typo-free! - Would you ever do a role that required nudity?
Is it fair to assume that this hypothetical big screen project is a horror movie?
You can learn more about Jackie Beat at her website . And if you haven't been to the annual holiday show, you might as well be in a coma as you just aren't living. Buy tickets now, girlfriend.
(Amazing) photo credit: Austin Young.
