Number seventeen in a series.
- What's your secret to staying so beautiful?
Bathtub suicide. - Is it true what the tabloids are saying about your relationship?
Monogamous triad with the world's fattest twins is a lie. monogamous triad with the world's fattest cats in the truth. - This new project of yours is certainly taking everyone by surprise. Tell us about it.
I took a very brave, very risky and brave risk by portraying a homosexual cowboy (while simultaneously releasing the massively heterosexual movie casanova) because as we all know no actor has won an Oscar before for portraying a homosexual, especially Tom Hanks in Philadelphia. - Who are you wearing?
I was at the junior prom and had to go to the bathroom and when I looked down there was my baby! So I'm wearing my baby because I don't have scissors to cut the cord because they had a metal detector on the way into the prom so I had to leave my swiss army knife with the little scissors at home. - Would you ever do a role that required nudity?
Just in the casting director's office.
You can learn more about Avi at ultranow (But don't expect to find a picture of him.).