Manhattan Offender

Breakfast burrito

• Turns out "Wake up calls" was derivative.  My bad.
• Hating on Amanda LePore is a treasonable act in my book.
• Did you do things like this with your legos too? (Via towleroad.)
• Jake Gyllenhall photographs gaily.
• Searching youtube?  You don't always get what you want.  But if you try sometimes, you might just get what you need.
• Captain Kirk lands on planet gay.  At 74.
• If Star Jones is Laci Peterson and Al Reynolds is Scott Peterson, then will Lady Bunny get to play Amber Frey?
• The new girls on America's Next Top Model have me longing for Robin, Elyse, and Adrianne.
• You get what you pay for.  Which is why free things often don't work.
• "Most people do not like people they find to be stupid and don't choose to spend time with them." is,like, the statement of some, like, smart and ugly reviewer.  My life has been dedicated to someday becoming a "Garçon Stupide", and someday that dream will be achieved.  (Via Gay News Blog.)

What the crystal dealer knew

Going to clubs and enjoying nightlife, the occasional encounter with a drug dealer try to sell their wares does happen.  When presented with the purchase option of crystal meth, the answer is always the same: "Crystal is for poor people."  Having grown up in the midwest and having seen an episode or twenty of COPS, crystal brings images to mind of gray-toothed, flannel-wearing muleteers flailing wildly and babbling aimlessly.  My opinion remains unchanged by crystallized club-goers who are always in a hurry to get somewhere and viewing others as simply obstacles to be plowed through.

This weekend, instead of dealing dismissmal to the dealer, his excellent, if over-seen, Dior sunglasses were noted and a conversation started.  My curiosity had been piqued and there was information to be collected, if quickly.

And how was your Presidents Day?

For Mothers Day or Fathers Day you are expected to  send a card or gift to Mother or Father.  The option to send something along to a step-parent is really dependent on one's relationship with said relative.  Seeing as it is Presidents Day, and seeing as the current president has filled the role of a Cinderella-esque evil step-president to both my city and my country, the choice was made to ignore the day altogether and just go to Alegria at CroBar with DJ Tony Moran.

Pictures after the jump!

Wake up calls

• The gay bars in D.C. have always left me ready to race back to Manhattan, but this is a bit much.
• Do you get the feeling that it's just one poweruser of ManHunt causing troubles for Kansas City, MO?
• Growing up in a place where country was king, there was something about Willie Nelson that appealed to me more than other country singers.
• Johnny Weir appearances are the only good thing in Olympics coverage.
• Quick Math puzzler:  CWA divided by AFA equals?  (The answer is undefined as zeros cannot be divided by zeros.)
• Dollah dollah bills yo.
• Seeking the horsehung?  Try Beijing.
• Seeing the same old people at the gym?  Stay home and work out with Zsa Zsa.

Montana Mondays

Montana - Day One!
From 2000 ...

Blogcation

Just a quick operational note to say that there won't be any new posts until Monday, February 20.  No drama or tragedy involved.  Just taking a week off.

As for what probably would have been written in the upcoming week, it can pretty much be guaranteed that a long sappy post about Fang would have come out for Valentine's in conjunction with the poll results (turns out a lot of you are in love and those that aren't really like the whiskey).  Two really legendary interviewees are submitting soon.  Something here or here would probably inspire a post or two.  Not to mention my handbag.  Some nominal post about the snow and the resultant slushy mess with some likely pictures.  Possibly a recommendation to go to Alegria this weekend, since it seems that my face will be seen there.

Feel free to cut drop me a line and invite me somewhere or tell me something funny or say you miss me or inspire me somehow or just wish me good luck in rehab a nice week away from all of you beauties.

Four days and counting ...

Spoiler: America's next top trannie

By now you've set your TiVo for Friday's episode of America's Next Top Model, Daytime Edition The Tyra Banks Show. Tyra will be taking to the streets to find a model with a little something extra. Yes, the winner of this competition will be crowned America's Next Top Transexual Model. If you happen to subscribe to Instinct though, you've already seen the photo shoot starring the winner in the issue just out this week.

(Apologies for the blatant spoiler, one of those "click here to reveal the winner" links was attempted, but it failed. Maybe some bloggy godmother can give me some pointers? But really, if you don't want to ruin the show for yourself, click down, quick-like. Oh, and just to create more spoiler space, the scanner doesn't seem to be working and, yes, it is a known fact that taking photos of the magazine is guh-etto. Thank you for noticing.)

Presenting ... CLAUDIA!

Wassup, dog?

Posting pictures of the dog on your blog is so lame. Unless it's the Offen-dog, Montana!

Madonna is Sorry

Madonna's new video is Sorry.
Um.
Madonna's new Sorry video.
No.
Sorry Madonna video.
... grrrr.

Via Queerty.