Wake up calls

• The gay bars in D.C. have always left me ready to race back to Manhattan, but this is a bit much.
• Do you get the feeling that it's just one poweruser of ManHunt causing troubles for Kansas City, MO?
• Growing up in a place where country was king, there was something about Willie Nelson that appealed to me more than other country singers.
• Johnny Weir appearances are the only good thing in Olympics coverage.
• Quick Math puzzler:  CWA divided by AFA equals?  (The answer is undefined as zeros cannot be divided by zeros.)
• Dollah dollah bills yo.
• Seeking the horsehung?  Try Beijing.
• Seeing the same old people at the gym?  Stay home and work out with Zsa Zsa.