It's that time of year that usually sees the purchase of a new razor, shaving cream, astringent, and a soothing moisturizer. Having let the hair on the body and face grow unabated since October of last year, typically, it would be time to shear this coat down to a manageable level.
But this year maybe it will be a hairy summer, something never actually attempted before. The dermatologist insists that every exposure to the sun is really not a good idea for pale semi-nordic like myself.
To carry off a pale, hairy summer look, what is needed is big muscles, but is that too bear? Or is bear the new black? It's all so confusing.
UPDATED: Ken just informed me that the Times wrote about the lumberjack aesthetic today. Which means that it's over? More confusing than ever.