Thinking of Star Jones never really evokes the images that Star probably wants. While she wants us to hear "successful" "lawyer" "glamor" and "STAR", we just hear "delusional" "hack" "surgery" and "FLOTILLA".
But no hating here. She's just another black female addicted to retail. So happy birthday Star! Best wishes for lots of coverage of whatever you and Al do tonight. Maybe he'll slip you the tongue. On camera.
(Image from the 2005 Fire Island Invasion with Flotilla as Star.)
