Number nineteen in a series.
What's your secret to staying so beautiful?
I stick to a strict diet of red meat, bread, and cheese. I suppose weight-lifting and cardio helps. So does staying away from smoking and drugs (poppers aren't a drug, right? Please, Lord, let poppers not be a drug...). Oh, and every eight months, I replace my blood with that of a Polynesian boy named Kali.- Is it true what the tabloids are saying about your relationship?
Look, what I do with ex-football player-turned pro wrestler Bill Goldberg in full leather gear in our fully-equipped playroom is nobody's business but mine, his, our blindfolded bukkake slave's, the director's, camera guy's, key grip's, and craft service people's. - This new project of yours is certainly taking everyone by surprise. Tell us about it.
I am so glad you asked? It turns out that my kick-ass sketch troupe, Skeeger, is doing a little show called Boy, New Sketches Are Hard to Write: The Best of Skeeger this week. All of the greatest moments from our past seven shows are here in one hilarious hour. It's a great opportunity for people who've never seen us to check out what all the fuss is about, as well as for loyal fans to see some of their favorite sketches again! Plus, it's only five measly dollars. (C'mon, people. We're practically paying you.)Also, I've got this blog thingy. It's called So I Like Superman. I say funny things in it. - Who are you wearing?
Admittedly, I'm wearing Old Navy, Gap, and yes, even Target. I know, I know. I'm like the gay antichrist. Or, as he's sometimes known, Christ. - Would you ever do a role that required nudity?
Definitely. But only in a film called The Breathtakingly Beautiful Penis of Michael Francis Hartney II.
You can learn more about Michael at So I Like Superman.
Or see Michael in the flesh! Boy, New Sketches Are Hard to Write: The Best of Skeeger, runs Wednesday, March 8th through Friday, March 10th at 10pm at the Access Theatre (380 Broadway, fourth floor, two blocks south of Canal).
