Number twenty-one in a series.
Interview and a couple more shots after the jump.
- What's your secret to staying so beautiful?
God bless you! And if my methods weren’t so Goddamn illegal I’d share them with the world. Let’s just say that a homemade salve of semen works wonders on wrinkles. Try it. You’ll like it. Winky promise, pinky promise, puddin’ and pie.
- Is it true what the tabloids are saying about your relationship?
Oh Lord, what is it this week? That I’m having Chad Fox’s love child? (True.) That my plastic surgeon was planning a tell-all and mysteriously disappeared? (True.) That my playroom was ransacked by the police and several boxes of questionable material were confiscated? (True and true.) Call me when those hacks get something wrong, then I’ll be concerned.
- This new project of yours is certainly taking everyone by surprise. Tell us about it.
Wow, no one’s ever asked before! Where to even begin … Well, I am currently flying high on my Divine Diva Tour: A Fairy’s Tale. (A delusional lark, really, but don’t upset the fragile with reality.) That should take me to the end of summer 2006. After that, anything goes! Why, do you have some sort of employment in the offing? Do tell.
- Who are you wearing?
My ring is by Mayfield Jewelers. It’s all I have on at the moment. And yes, sadly, it’s on my finger. My scent is my own.
- Would you ever do a role that required nudity?
I only do roles that require nudity. Check the contract, bitches.
You really need to learn more about Alan Ilagan.