Weekend ketchup

• If I were Perez Hilton, I'd pay someone some big money to find the inevitable Jesse Oxfeld ManHunt profile.  (via Gabriel at  Modern Fabulosity, whose preachiness didn't bother me as much as the swipe against blondes)
• Do you work in a cubicle?  Have you ever?  Then you'll relate.
• And regardless of whether you are working in a cubicle, it is a sure bet that whatever job you have, you'd rather be un ayudante.
• In this age of easy digit swapping on the ever-present cell phone, there is no excuse to lose someone at a party, seemingly forever.  As soon as you realize that a person is within your realm of acceptability, record their digits.
• Chuck from The Cock is on a World Whore Tour.
• Feeling cheerful?  Optimistic?  Everything going right in the world?  Able to forget that democracy has pretty much ended in the U.S. (that country to the west of Manhattan).
• "She's a total Cover Girl expert. Maybe one day she'll get to make businesswomen look like whores and spray perfume in people's eyes while working behind the counter at Macy's. It's something to aspire to, at least." MO hearts fourfour.