How to catch a bug

1. Go out on a Friday night. 
2. Enjoy company of friends and new acquaintances. 
3. Be mystified of how it could possibly by 9 a.m.
4. Be dedicated/delusional enough to go directly to the gym to ensure that you get in your workout for the day.
5. Somehow workout for over two hours.
6. Come home to angry husband.
7. Sleep.
8. Stay in the next night because it is pouring down rain.
9. Wish the angry husband a good evening as he goes out in the rain.
10. Stay in bed reading the next morning as the no-longer-angry husband sleeps off his rain-soaked night before.
11. Refuse to suit up as rain and temperatures just are not "spring" enough.
12. Nurse husbands cold.
13. Watch as all coworkers catch assorted bugs due to the weather.
14. Finally, and this is the most important component:  Mock those with ailments and sit back as karma bites you in the ass.  *KAFF*

(Image from giantmicrobes.com.)