Today is just a memory around here, with the smooth stylings of Soledad O'Brien being preferred. Our distaste for Katie Couric grew over the years. Her colonoscopy was hard on the eyes, but nowhere nearly as bad as her constant confusion of pedophilia with homosexuality. Meredith Viera could bring us back.
In the interest of full disclosure, I've sat with Meredith Viera for a televsion show which will remain nameless (unless she gets the Today gig in which case a clip will be posted). In the off-camera moments she was remarkably charming and intelligent. Her background is in hard journalism and she'd probably be thrilled to exit the schmaltzy programming with which she is currently involved.
Granted, they'll need to get rid of Matt Lauer and Al Roker as well. It shouldn't be difficult as one is a hello, i'd need a lawyer and a lot of extra time if I were to give up the dirt I have on these two.
(Photo stolen from San Francisco's Kinsey Sicks.)