Congrats to Paris Hilton on her ugly!- Congrats to all the new parents living in Chelsea!
- Congrats to the MTA's spelling bee champeen!
- Congrats to the war protesters for stopping
the wartraffic! - Congrats to Germany on getting your very own Clay Aiken!
- Congrats to Freddie Ljungberg for heating up Stockholm!
- Congrats to Taco Bell's CEO on his (sort-of) birthday!
- Congratulation's to Montana's god-mother on her real birthday!