Weekend ketchup

• Congrats to Paris Hilton on her ugly!
• Congrats to all the new parents living in Chelsea!
• Congrats to the MTA's spelling bee champeen!
• Congrats to the war protesters for stopping the war traffic!
• Congrats to Germany on getting your very own Clay Aiken!
• Congrats to Freddie Ljungberg for heating up Stockholm!
• Congrats to Taco Bell's CEO on his (sort-of) birthday!
• Congratulation's to Montana's god-mother on her real birthday!