Why would programming executives at Bravo and Oprahgen choose today for the debut of new shows for Kathy Griffin and Janice Dickinson? Is it that they know that the people watching these two shows won't be cowering in churches in fear of 06/06/06? Even if George W. Bush goes into a religious fervor and hears Jesus whispering in his ear to nuke the blue states, our people will, like moths to a flame, be drawn to watch the new Kathy Griffin and Janice Dickinson shows tonight. Sure, they'll be overproduced and bear no resemblance to any true reality and plotlines will be superimposed over supposedly random jaunts to the supermarket or carwash, but still, the gays love their trashy divas.
(Speaking of trashy divas if you google "Kathy Janice" you won't find any shots of the divas in question together, but you will get the two above. Since they look like a total party ready to happen, I decided to keep them up. In fact, a reality show about these two might even be more interesting. Unfortunately, the picture was taken in 1969.)
