Being a professional slightly afflicted with stage fright a hyper-analytical control freak, instead of just doing a dry run of my bit for WYSIWYG I first performed it at an open mic at a lesbian bar with the thought being that if the material could make the ladies laugh between poon poems that it could do even better at WYSIWYG. Happily success can be reported. Although there were no reports of peed in pants, there was much general guffawing and mental notes were easily made as to what to stretch and what to cut (which sounds vaguely like a circumcision) and the strip-tease portion turn out to be unnecessary!
The proof though is in the pudding (along with the horse hooves), so, if interested, come! Even if my portion is a flog you have the talents of Curly McDimple, Joel Derfner , Greg Walloch and Spinster
WYSIWYG Talent Show
Way Gay, Even Gayer Gay Gayness
Tuesday, June 20, 8:00 p.m.
Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery (at Bleecker)
Tickets: $7
Doors open at 7:30 and the show typically sells out so early birds get the tequila worms.