Louis Rosano somehow managed to be locked overnight on the Eagle's roofdeck following Sunday's Beer Blast. (I'm suspect ing Jagermeister was involved. Isn't it always?)
Waking up on the roof Monday, Rosano yelled for help. His cries were heard by a parking attendant across the street, but were ignored. Said parking attendant Rigo Rodrigo, "I went to lunch and came back. He was still up there." Rodrigo, fully nourished, called 911; a police rescue unit used a ladder to bring Rosano down.
Louis Rosano may be the bestest mostest shamelessest drunk of the year. Accepting no personal responsibility, he said after coming down from the roof, "You know they're supposed to check the club at closing. Well, the idiots didn't."
No snarky commentary here.
(MO hugs to Dan for mailing this Daily News story.)