All of the below are from recent calls. Sometimes 1 is me and sometimes 2 is me.
1: "Did you just call me doodle?"
2: "You're not dude-ish enough to call dude."
1: "Was everybody talking about me last night?"
2: "Now that you mention it ..."
1: "Let me guess the burger lady outside the Eagle."
2: "I don't know no bushes lady."
1: "What the hell are you doing?"
2: "Ruining everything!"
1: "Where? I think I'd like to see that."
1: "This is my favorite Madonna song."
2: "That's not Madonna; that's JellyBean Benitez."
1: "We don't have to have sex to have fun."
2: "We don't have to have fun to have sex."
