Perhaps some of these things do not exist and are the stuff of dreams:
- Can you really go skiing in Cockaigne?
- The payment for my subscription went in month's ago, yet I've never received a copy of A Bear's Life.
- An action/adventure movie with a pregnant lead is way overdue. (Okay, that's definitely something that was dreamed.)
- Is the market really demanding a "magazine for bloggers"?
- Why has the media not given the most gigantic of apologies to the Ramsey family? Are they remorseless? I feel dirtied because I just knew they did it. Does this mean that OJ Simpson is innocent too? Is it weird to dream of what JonBenet's life might have been like in a non-Bizarro Universe? Is the tragedy of Alison Kelly's dismissal from Project Runway due to a possible teen-marrying, tranny-wannabe, bible-belt, W-loving teacher as well? Probably not, but it did annoy me.
