Whitney Houston is divorcing Bobby Brown. As a recent divorcee myself the following advice is offered:
- Redecorate your home(s). It's amazingly refreshing to throw all the furniture out and go shopping for new.
- Reconsider your drug choices. Maybe you can keep going with crack, but you'd probably be better off with cocaine and weed.
- Get a makeunder until the financials are done. Wearing old clothes will give the appearance of having less money than he might think you have. Be seen shopping for rice and beans, the broke person's best friend.
- Any gifts that you received as a couple can go to him. It's a strike for independence.
- The rule is one month for every year together before you can start dating seriously again. Which equates to fourteen months of wild sex before you even think about settling down.
- And for those sexual adventures go out with whatever the opposite of your ex was. In your case, might I advise the Dalai Lama?
Above all, have fun Whitney. The whole wide (gay) world is rooting for you!
