Random quotes from random people:
- "But I bought the Jameson thinking that no one else would drink it and now it's gone."
- "If it weren't for smoking, I'd live forever. And nobody wants that."
- "What do you mean she's a tranny? She's a deaf mute."
- "A blow job? Oh, I thought you were offering blow."
- "I totally ate yesterday. Like lunchtime."
- "Your apartment. It's just like mine. But clean."
- "No, she is giving him a blowjob. Grab a camera."
