From nyc.gov:
Heat Season Began Oct. 1
During Heat Season building owners must maintain hot water year round and adequate heat when the outdoor temperature falls below 55° between 6 am and 10 pm and 40° between 10 pm and 6 am.
The heat in the bedroom is slightly emanating some warmth. Nothing in the living room. The pipe in the bathroom that provides that several-times-per-heat-season burn on the usually left but sometimes right buttock is cold.
So I'm just chilling in my hoody. And my guitar is out of tune.