[mid-ling]
verb
- sleeping between two people in a non-sexual manner. (well, maybe semi-sexual but that's not the point.)
- common activity of "affection vampyres"
- I went over to Jake and Sergio's last night and ended up middling them.
[dey-lahy-tid]
adjective
- to receive the surprise of bright sunlight upon exiting a dark environment
- to think it's night and be surprised that it, in fact, is morning
- to go out at night without sunglasses and find oneself blinded upon exiting a venue or home
- When Sergio's roommate came home, he threw a lifelike hissy and threw us out of the apartment. We were so daylighted.
[pohst-pop]
adjective
- state of freedom felt when the moral disambiguity is reached and you realize that you could not give two shits about Jessica Simpson, Kevin Federline, or Billy Bush
- making of purchase decision based upon quality rather than marketing
- My postpop life of happiness began when I cancelled my subscription to People.
