File the following under "it seemed important at the time":
- Whitney dropped the rock and then dropped Bobby.
- Nightclubs were filled with drug addicts and perverts.
- There were not enough drugs.
- When drugs were not enough, there were other powders.
- Or pills.
- We considered fisting, as it was fashionable.
- And then my manhole exploded.
- There is something that is still around my wrist.
- And I got a little trim.
- Which may have contributed to my penis injury.
