It was such a gay year:
- Townhouse (the restaraunt, not the bar) closed.
- Michael Musto was back on the prowl.
- Pride parades featured this new thing, rainbows.
- We were forced to find new gay water.
- Whitney dropped the rock and Bobby.
- Gays were in the funny papers.
- Amanda LePore was on store shelves.
- The Three-Step Rule was obeyed; everybody got laid.
- One particular media company kept reminding us that gays are evil.
- So the gays just kept drinking.
- And cowered to the sight of giant Madonna face.
- And found a new hero.
- Frantically typing "Anderson Cooper gay?" into google searches kept the world busy.
