Conversation with a barber:
MO: Just use a number two all over, then blend the beard a little.
Barber: And the mustache too, yes?
MO: No just bring the sides of the beard down to better match through the sideburns and up to the hair.
Barber: Okay, but I can do the mustache for you.
MO: No, really, I like it the way it is.
Barber: It's very full.
MO: Yeah, I like it that way.
time passes. hair flies.
Barber: So I'm just doing the sides of the beard?
Barber: But the mustache is so full.
MO: Because it looks good that way.
Barber: Actually, with your hair cut now. I see it. It suits your profile.
time passes. beard trimmed. money exchanged.
MO: Eid Mubarrak!
MO: Oh, sorry, I thought you were speaking arabic.
Barber: No. I'm russian. Do I look like an arab?
MO: I have egyptian friends with blonde hair and blue eyes. I thought you were speaking arabic.
Barber: No. That's my fault; I was mumbling. But what did you say?
MO: Eid Mubarrak, it means happy holidays.
Barber: Happy holidays to you too, man.