Manhattan Offender

2006: The year in pictures (of me)

         

2006: Other random things (mostly drugs and perverts)

File the following under "it seemed important at the time":

• Whitney dropped the rock and then dropped Bobby.
• Nightclubs were filled with drug addicts and perverts.
• There were not enough drugs.
• When drugs were not enough, there were other powders.
• Or pills.
• We considered fisting, as it was fashionable.
• And then my manhole exploded.
• There is something that is still around my wrist.
• And I got a little trim.
• Which may have contributed to my penis injury.

2006: The year in MO

The past year was a bit of a personal roller-coaster ride:

• The year started out as a drag.
• There was the week where I had to wear an eyepatch.
• After giving a hint or two, by May, I was single.
• Which meant learning to cook.  And do laundry.
• And post-breakup I was without my dog.
• My secret to staying out of debt was revealed.
• It was a pasty summer.
• Obsessive compulsive disorder, anxiety, and other mental illnesses were revealed.
• My weekly buying habit was curbed.
• Despite all of these changes, I was still in a rut.
• I put on a show.
• And really enjoyed Independence Day.
• Except for getting the runs.
• And then I lost my wallet.
• And had to say good-bye to a friend.
• But things started coming together in the fall, like the apartment.
• Hot guys were so into me.
• I blew off a reunion and remembered the past.
• And had a party of my own (with a dirty invite).
• My coat was stolen.
• Obviously I revealed way too much info.

2006: Top hits (and misses)

Following are the most-read posts of the past year, and a few that should have been:

• Lots of gay porn came out.
• It was easier to love the gays than hate them.
• The English language required more updates.
• Commuters were bigots and idiots.
• As were people in delis.
• An award-winning joke was told.
• Music promoted anal sex.
• Introductions were made to The Popper Monster.
• And Pale Skinny Monkey-Face Boy.
• And La Fabulosa.
• And Kelly.
• Will & Grace ended.
• But America's Next Top Model persisted.
• Bike trips were awesome.
• The laundromat was thexy.
• And "fuckwipe" was the new "douchebag".
• Some fiction went up.

2006: The gays

It was such a gay year:

• Townhouse (the restaraunt, not the bar) closed.
• Michael Musto was back on the prowl.
• Pride parades featured this new thing, rainbows.
• We were forced to find new gay water.
• Whitney dropped the rock and Bobby.
• Gays were in the funny papers.
• Amanda LePore was on store shelves.
• The Three-Step Rule was obeyed; everybody got laid.
• One particular media company kept reminding us that gays are evil.
• So the gays just kept drinking.
• And cowered to the sight of giant Madonna face.
• And found a new hero.
• Frantically typing "Anderson Cooper gay?" into google searches kept the world busy.

Under Construction

There will be some website ugliness while the site goes through some redesign over the holidays.  Should be a nice, handsome, rugged looking site again as of January 1.

Happy whatever!

MO

(photo credit:  myfrenchboyfriend.com)

Hey, barber! Leave my 'stache alone!

Conversation with a barber:

MO:  Just use a number two all over, then blend the beard a little.
Barber:  And the mustache too, yes?
MO: No just bring the sides of the beard down to better match through the sideburns and up to the hair.
Barber:    Okay, but I can do the mustache for you.
MO:  No, really, I like it the way it is.
Barber:  It's very full.
MO:  Yeah, I like it that way.
time passes.  hair flies.
Barber:  So I'm just doing the sides of the beard?
MO:  Evactly.
Barber:  But the mustache is so full.
MO:  Because it looks good that way.
Barber:  Actually, with your hair cut now.  I see it.  It suits your profile.
time passes.  beard trimmed.  money exchanged.
MO:  Eid Mubarrak!
Barber:  What?
MO:  Oh, sorry, I thought you were speaking arabic.
Barber:  No.  I'm russian.  Do I look like an arab?
MO:  I have egyptian friends with blonde hair and blue eyes.  I thought you were speaking arabic.
Barber:  No.  That's my fault; I was mumbling.  But what did you say?
MO:  Eid Mubarrak, it means happy holidays.
Barber:  Happy holidays to you too, man.

Phone-cam Quickies: If you bring your little dog to my office don't be surprised if I play with it, II

And before someone puts it in the comments, let me just go ahead and say it:  Gayest. Picture. Ever.

What I really love about the shot is the expression on the dog's face.

Who will be the Queer of the Year?

Looking to find the gay that had the biggest impact on the life of gays, a mega-poll has been set up spanning several sites.  Some of the nominees are on the obscure side, yet all had huge impacts.  Learn more about the nominees at Joe.My.God, who set the poll up.  Vote and learn the winner January 3.

Who Is The Queer Of The Year 2006?
	Laurel Hester
	Lane Hudson
	Kim Coco Iwamoto
	Mike Jones
	Rosie O'Donnell
	Soulforce
pollcode.com

Tuesday Test Time: Kissing purity

Your Kissing Purity Score: 11% Pure

For you, it's all kiss and no talk. You're in a permanent lip lock.

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