Live-blogging: America's Next Top Model Finale

7:59 - "Are you really doing this?"  "Yeah, give me some content though.  I'm tired"
8:00 - Eugena, sexy siren from SoCal; Melrose, fierce competitor sans softness; Caridee, disease ridden meltdown
8:03 - Really, does the theme song need lyrics?
8:04 - Oo.  A message on Bear411.  And on ManHunt.
8:07 - Commercial time.  Yeah, we get it, just "Dani". 
8:09 - Cari good.  Eugena good.  Melrose meltdown.
8:11 - Commercials.  ManHunt blinking too much.  "What, are you going to invite them to come watch this faggy show."  "Why not?"
8:13 - Ew.  He unlocked his pics.  Big mistake.  "So you blocked him from ever sending you a message?"  "Why not?"
8:16 - Gingerbread latte?  Someone in one of those 'flavor factories' on the Jersey Turnpike got a bonus for that bullshit.
8:17 - This Melrose meltdown reeks of misdirection.
8:18 - "You actually look like you all like each other."
8:19 - This episode is lacking drama.  Like the writers are on strike.  Oh, wait, they are.
8:23 - "This is my boring ass life as a boring ass CoverGirl."
8:25 - Jade?  Jade?
8:27 - Bye Eugena.  Duh.
8:26 - Twiggy's contract requires she say that she is "totally confused" every episode.
8:27 - CariDee's wrinkle of the nose as Melrose's name is announced will be in every blog recap.
8:29 - "I'll get this for you."  DDDDDaaaamn!  Barbie versus Barbie!  Battle of the Blondes!
8:31 - Seventeen magazine, but where's Atoosa?  Oh, wow, I sort of expected them to CGI her out since she's no longer the editor there. 
8:33 - Cross promote that talkshow TyTy. 
8:34 - Damn but this is rushed.  They have to act crazy?  My girl Melrose can do the crazy.
8:35 - Competitive is one thing.  Bitch is another Caridee.
8:37 - "Oh no.  Look at this one.  Represents the worst of ManHunt.  Blurry face.  Inconsistent pictures.  Just says "hi" in the message."  "Why do you have that on still?  I'm not leaving here."  "It's a time killer."  "Yeah, but I'm out of beer."  "And you know where the fridge is."  "Worst. Host.  Ever."  "Leave me alone.  It's America's Next Top ManHunt!"  "Whatever.  Thanks so much for the beer."  "You're so welcome."  "You never even hook up with anyone.  What's your deal?  Why are you even on it?"  "Shh.  Fashion!"
8:41 - Dani.  There and gone.  Melrose and Caridee.  Like ghosts of models."
8:42 - "This walkoff makes me miss Makeup Room at Webster Hall."  "Damn, we're old."
8:44 - If I was a designer and Miss Jay was to wear one of my dressses I'd be furious.
8:45 - Melrose owns cuh-razy.
8:46 - You know that Mister Jay was not supposed to be there.  That seat should have been Atoosa.  Color me suspicious.
8:51 - This was a mistake this live blogging.  This is uneventful.
8:55 - Tyra loves to just break it down and compare.
8:57 - And giving a speech.
8:58 - Caridee.  Hm.
8:59 - "Beer?" "Nah.  Let's go out.  My girl lost."  "Dude.  It was obvious."  "Yeah.  I know."  "You sure you don't wanna stay here with your stupid ManHunt?"  "Hell no.  It's almost as big a waste of time as this episode was."
9:00 - Worst.  Post.  Ever.