Resolutions are for the weak-minded. Following are mine:
- Finish and have published either a long-form or a short-form fiction piece.
- Become fully fluent in either Spanish or Portuguese, both of which I can read but cannot converse beyond a third-grade level.
- Travel internationally. My last trip was in 2005. Odd years are for travel.
- Go to Provincetown. Never been. It's about time.
- Go to Montreal. Never been. It's about time. This does not count for the international travel resolution.
- Quit smoking. It's to the point that I resent every cigarette that I light. I've not documented it here, but there were two attempts to quit last year. One ended up with me yelling at a co-worker (something I never do), and the other ended with unbearable nausea.
- Be more human. Admit personal flaws.
- Learn CSS. This site is sort of ugly at the moment as I couldn't figure out some stylesheet issues.
- Ask for help more often. Can someone help me with CSS?
- Drink a V-8 every day or eat more vegetables and fruit. Take vitamin, fish oil pill, and aspirin everyday (just like last year).
- Kiss more strangers, if possible.
- Do not pull out the cock at the Dugout unless asked. Same for the Eagle. And Big Lug. And Nowhere Bar. And Phoenix. And Eastern Bloc. And Metropolitan.
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