If a friend or (briefly) loved one has contracted gonorrhea, after you've explained that you're not the one from which they contracted the disease, a gift is a great idea. Or if you're the recently infected, why not treat yourself to something special.
- A cuddly gonorrhea plushie is a great to cuddle with through the night, giving the infected something to cuddle with that isn't cross-infecting them with a different strain of the disease.
- Get your very own humorous (not to be confused with funny) gonorrhea cocktail napkins!
- When left untreated, gonorrhea can lead to gonococcal arthritis which can be rather debilitating. Make life easier for your infected friend with the appropriately named Clapper!
- To help the infected keep their infection in-house, condoms are the rule. So why not design a custom condom with the word, phrase, or picture of your choice. (Some of their recent clients include HBO's Entourage and Jon Bon Jovi.)