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Looking for inappropriate dinner conversation for the weekend?
The Week in Cock has got you covered.
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- Is there a storm coming? Cover that schlong before it gets hit by lightning.
- On the prowl for a big ding-a-ling? Consider finding yourself an Australian soldier.
- But beware the Taiwanese. Dudes might be ladies.
- Meanwhile, Miss Canada has co-authored a new book, Penis Envy.
- Looking for Polish penis? You might end up with a Polish president.
- Did you forget Prostate Awareness Day? Because I didn't get any flowers. Not even a crummy e-card.
- Speaking of the prostate, be sure to drink your pomegranate juice!
