Thanks for asking. I'll keep it brief.
- I want to 'motorboat' a big pair of all-natural titties.
- I want a helper monkey.
- I want to be helped crossing the street.
- I want a girl to flirt with me, cluelessly.
- I want a guy to flirt with me, cluelessly.
- I want a body pillow.
- I want a blow-up sex doll, dressed in clothing from the Fall issue of Fantastic Man.
- I want subscriptions to the New Yorker, Butt, and some magazine I've never heard of, but thank you for introducing me to it.
- I want no mention of aging, weight, or sun exposure.
- I want people singing together in unison to Naughty By Nature.
- I want the above list totally ignored.
