2007: It was a year that started with a two and ended with a seven: Part Four, resolution review

Following are my resolutions, as published last year, and their current status.

1. Finish and have published either a long-form or a short-form fiction piece.  STATUS:  Done.  Wait.  Undone.  Everything published was nonfiction.  Fuck.
2. Become fully fluent in either Spanish or Portuguese.  STATUS:  Full fluency?  Are you kidding me?  Improvement made, but status remains undone.
3. Travel internationally.  STATUS:  Undone.  I'm really on Fire Island way too much.
4. Go to Provincetown.  STATUS:  Undone.  For no reason.  Almost went for New Years. 
5. Go to Montreal.  STATUS:  Undone.
6. Quit smoking.  STATUS:  Done.
7. Be more human.  Admit personal flaws. STATUS:  Done.
8. Learn CSS.  STATUS:  Undone.  And no longer a priority.
9. Ask for help more often.  STATUS:  Done.  But I still don't read directions or look at maps.
10. Drink a V-8 every day or eat more vegetables and fruit.  Take vitamin, fish oil pill, and aspirin everyday (just like last year).  STATUS:  Done.  Except the last few weeks.
11. Kiss more strangers, if possible.  STATUS:  Done and done and done.
12. Do not pull out the cock at the Dugout unless asked.  Same for the Eagle.  And Big Lug.  And Nowhere Bar.  And Phoenix.  And Eastern Bloc.  And Metropolitan.  STATUS:  Done.  I think.