As I often do, I read this to be less about Tom Cruise and more about myself. I saw the 'news' item yesterday, and totally skipped over it. In fact I skipped over it in all of it's iterations. Then I heard a teaser for it on a 'news' program, but didn't stick around to hear what it was all about.
And now, 500,000+ page views at Gawker later, it's one of the biggest things on the web. Bigger than the couch-jumping ever was. And I'm convinced that I'm simply an outsider to Amerkun culture. I just don't get the fascination with the story. In short, I don't care.
Thank you for reading this tale of self-affirmation.
