Current status:
- Left calf tingles.
- The arch of my right foot aches.
- Balls feel as if they are being held in a non-flirtacious manner.
- My taint is asleep.
- My stomach feels "heavy", as if there were a weight on it.
- Deep breaths find my chest feeling loosey-goosey.
- There is a phlegmish feeling in the back of my mouth.
- It tastes like bad cock in my mouth.
- Smiling hurts, like lifting a weight.
- My upper eyelids are heavy.
- There is a ringing in my left ear.
Vicodin will be visited upon my return home tonight.
