Advice for men with big penises that aren't particularly fond of condoms

Link: ‘New York Men Don't Wear Condoms Because They Have Small Penises’ -- Daily Intel -- New York News Blog -- New York Magazine.

Guys with thick dicks hate condoms as well.  It's like a little tourniquet at the base.  An inappropriately placed over-small cock-ring.  A put-in-the-dryer-too-long ...

Meh.  You get the idea.  But since you don't want to be nuisanced (was it that long ago that I would have typed 'killed by') an STD, here's two tips for the swashbucklers out there:

1. Sure, we all know that Magnums are the bomb, but now there are also Magnum Thins.  They are so much more comfortable and sensation-allowing than the regular Tupperware-thick models.
2. When you put the condom on, roll it all the way down, then back up about 3/4 of an inch.  The base of the penis seems especially sensitive to the pressure applied at the condom's mouth.  Mitigating this is that this increases your skin exposure to warts and herpes and other fag fungi if you are a "full penetrator".