Look, I'm reading and have the television on for random noise. No way in hell am I watching some NBC show about celebrities of the 1890's doing circus acts (called Celebrity Circus). Antonio Sabato Junior is in an iridescent spandex body suit. And he has no penis. At all. There's no 'there' there.
Apparently this wasn't always the case, as a search for "antonio sabato penis" quickly revealed that he now has a soft-core gay porn career. Congrats! In what I think is the first time I've ever posted frontal male nudity, you'll find the penis after the jump.
Picture via OMG blog (Not safe for work).
This needs to stay a "safe for work" place, so if you want to see the weewee, click on the picture. This way, those clicking through from Google Reader et al won't be getting a horrible surprise just as that prude from accounts payable walks past.
