"Oh, god. You've still got the silverback? How do you deal with that? Oh, hold on, just finishing my Fresh Direct order. Oh, and wait just a bit more. I need to finish messaging this guy on ManHunt. No, don't leave, I just wikipedia'd the complete Donna Summer discography. I'm telling you, Moroder was out of the picture in 1978, granted I wasn't even born."
It's a simple change to the backplate, but the inevitable knitted judgmental brow will soon be coming to you, iPhone 1.0 owner. Brace yourself.