Technology's Turd Princess Carly Fiorina wants you to vote for John McCain

Once upon a time, Hewlett Packard had all the coolest things for the nerd shopper.  Also, they had good printers that lasted for a very long time.  Then Carly Fiorina became the Chairman and CEO Turd Princess of HP.  The printers became disposable with cartridges that made forty prints if you were lucky.  All items in the line became "styled up".  And they merged with Compaq in an effort to make even more things suck.  Now the Turd Princess is speaking about why John McCain is good for technology after she spent years transforming the consumer technology marketplace into a turd factory.  People in the McCain camp think this is awesome and that the Turd Princess would make a good Vice President of the United States.  This is all you need to know.  The end.

Link: Carly Fiorina touts McCain's tech credentials | Technology | Los Angeles Times.