In typical map format, significant landmarks are noted when you look at Manhattan via Google maps. Similarly, font sizes for more substantial landmarks tend to be bigger.
Ignoring that Magnolia is even on the map (okay, sure, a generation of editorial assistants was inspired to move by Carrie Bradshaw diving into the cupcakes like they were filled with progesterone), but is the West Village bakery equivalent to Rockefeller Center? To the MOMA?
My mind sets a office-space stage, where a young intern at Google whizzes by on a Google-branded RAZR scooter. Her Christian Siriano ruffled mini-dress shimmies forward as she abruptly brakes after spotting "Mikey" with whom she had done a little blow and then subsequently blown at the Google Columbus Day party. She puts one hand, begloved in a Harley Davidson fingerless, on the nape of his neck and looks over his shoulder. "Holy shizzit Mikey! Are you working on the West Village map. Oh my duck! That's awesome and shit. Like, oh, hey, so, like where's Magnolia Bakery? It's so, ba-Caw, imfuckingportant!" Wanting to ensure "tapping that" before the Google Halloween party (by which time he will move on) he adds the bakery, never looking back at the hapless intern who is by then giving him a slight back massage.
