Christmas Memory Project VI

"It was fucking humiliating is what it was.  You fucking opened it and looked at this beautiful fucking coat and you just didn't give a fuck.  In front of our fucking friends."
"I ... this is why you're crying?  I, well, I mean ... I looked at it and, you know ... I already have a blue coat.  I guess I don't understand the practicality of another one."
"It's fucking beautiful.  It's fucking Paul Smith you asshole."