The media, shockingly, has it wrong about the Oscars being thuper-gay. The Oscars were something else entirely.

All the talk this morning from NPR to Gawker has been about how GAY the Oscars were.  It's not like it was the Tony's.

No, what the Oscars were was Asian.  (India is in Asia!)  Unfortunately this story is being ignored so the media can focus on "gay".  (And yet no one mentions Hugh Jackman and his "long-time" business "partner" John.)

Anyway, the Oscars were the most Asian Oscars since ever.  And Asians are not gay.

Via:  Secretly, the Oscars Have Always Been This Gay.