Number thirty-three in a series.
- What's your secret to staying so beautiful?
Each morning, I soak my face in clarified shit.
- Is it true what the tabloids are saying about your relationship?
Yes, I DO live with the guy who writes the comic strip "Sally Forth." And sure, there are a lot of bitches who try to ride his tail, but you know, that just comes with the territory when you write a comic strip about a white family in Minnesota. I knew what he did when we got involved, so I can't complain about it now.
- This new project of yours is certainly taking everyone by surprise. Tell us about it.
I'm reviving the bathtub interview series I did for Nerve.com. Now it's just for meeeeee, on the Inter-nets. The series may or may not still be called "Tub Talk." We have to figure out legal ish with Nerve. I'm totally up for renaming it "Gettin' Wet with Sara B." My first interviews are with Margaret Cho and Amanda Palmer. My dream interviews are Joseph Gordon-Leavitt and Bernie Goetz. For different reasons.
- Who are you wearing?
Some slutty black top by Mandee or somewhere equally trashy; double-thickness black winter leggings by American Apparel; red wellies with white polka dots by Ricky's; green bra from Victoria's Secret; lemon and sage hand moisturizer by Bliss; socks by Duane Reade.
- Would you ever do a role that required nudity?